Tag: D&D

Downtime activities are supposed to be fun little side quests. But let’s be honest, they’re just thinly veiled projections of how you handle stress, avoid responsibility, and process trauma. This…

Backgrounds are supposed to help you roleplay. Instead, they help you hijack the plot, derail the party dynamic, and make the DM regret asking for backstories, inviting these fools to…

You thought alignment was a moral compass. You thought it helped define your character’s ethics, values, and behavior. But let’s be real... it's really, really not. When it comes right…

You said it was “for utility.” You said it was “just in case.” But we both know the truth: your inventory is a curated museum of unresolved trauma, control issues,…

You said it was “for immersion.” You said it “fit the setting.” But we all know the truth: your character’s outfit is just what you wish you could wear if…

Don't lie to me. Don't lie to yourself. You didn’t pick that subclass for "mechanical synergy". You picked it because your "character" (LOL, deflection, much?) has unresolved trauma and a…

You thought initiative was about reflexes, tactics, and combat readiness. But let’s be honest, it’s just a glorified spotlight queue. The higher your roll, the more attention you get. The…