RPGs D&D Sucks and So Do You: Character Deaths and How Much They Reveal Your Abandonment Issues 18 Feb 202617 Feb 2026 Death in D&D is supposed to be dramatic, meaningful, and narratively satisfying. It’s also a mirror. How your character dies (and how you react) says more about your emotional baggage…
RPGs D&D Sucks and So Do You: What Your Downtime Activities Reveal About Your Real-World Coping Mechanisms 11 Feb 202617 Nov 2025 Downtime activities are supposed to be fun little side quests. But let’s be honest, they’re just thinly veiled projections of how you handle stress, avoid responsibility, and process trauma. This…
RPGs D&D Sucks and So Do You: How Much Does Each D&D Background Ruin Session Zero? 4 Feb 202617 Nov 2025 Backgrounds are supposed to help you roleplay. Instead, they help you hijack the plot, derail the party dynamic, and make the DM regret asking for backstories, inviting these fools to…
RPGs D&D Sucks and So Do You: Alignment Charts Are Astrology for Nerds 28 Jan 202628 Jan 2026 You thought alignment was a moral compass. You thought it helped define your character’s ethics, values, and behavior. But let’s be real... it's really, really not. When it comes right…
RPGs D&D Sucks and So Do You: Why Your Inventory Is Just Your Emotional Baggage 21 Jan 202617 Nov 2025 You said it was “for utility.” You said it was “just in case.” But we both know the truth: your inventory is a curated museum of unresolved trauma, control issues,…
RPGs D&D Sucks and So Do You: Why Your Character’s Outfit Is Just Your Fantasy Wardrobe 14 Jan 202617 Nov 2025 You said it was “for immersion.” You said it “fit the setting.” But we all know the truth: your character’s outfit is just what you wish you could wear if…
RPGs D&D Sucks and So Do You: Subclasses That Scream “Daddy Issues” 7 Jan 202617 Nov 2025 Don't lie to me. Don't lie to yourself. You didn’t pick that subclass for "mechanical synergy". You picked it because your "character" (LOL, deflection, much?) has unresolved trauma and a…
RPGs D&D Sucks and So Do You: Why Initiative Order Is Just a Popularity Contest 24 Dec 202517 Nov 2025 You thought initiative was about reflexes, tactics, and combat readiness. But let’s be honest, it’s just a glorified spotlight queue. The higher your roll, the more attention you get. The…
RPGs D&D Sucks and So Do You: Why Your Feats Are Just Your Toxic Personality Traits with Arbitrary Rules 17 Dec 202517 Nov 2025 Feats are optional, but so is therapy. You didn’t pick a feat because it made sense, you picked it because it said something about you. Something loud. Something unhinged. Let’s…
RPGs D&D Sucks and So Do You: Why Multiclassing Is Just Commitment Issues with Math 10 Dec 202517 Nov 2025 You wanted flavour. You wanted flexibility. You wanted to be “unique.” What you got was a spreadsheet with abandonment issues. Let’s talk about multiclassing; the character creation equivalent of dating…
RPGs D&D Sucks and So Do You: Why Every D&D Race Is Just a Vibe with Hit Points 3 Dec 202529 Nov 2025 You thought choosing a race was about lore, culture, and meaningful identity. LOL, nope! It’s about aesthetic, passive bonuses, and how much drama you can inject into session zero. Let’s…
RPGs D&D Sucks and So Do You: Spells That Ruin the Plot (And the DM’s Will to Live) 26 Nov 202526 Nov 2025 You spent hours crafting a mystery, building tension, and weaving a delicate web of intrigue. Then the wizard cast one bloody spell and turned your campaign into a speedrun. Here…
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