RPGs D&D Sucks and So Do You: Subclasses That Scream “Daddy Issues” 7 Jan 202617 Nov 2025 Don't lie to me. Don't lie to yourself. You didn’t pick that subclass for "mechanical synergy". You picked it because your "character" (LOL, deflection, much?) has unresolved trauma and a…
RPGs D&D Sucks and So Do You: Why Initiative Order Is Just a Popularity Contest 24 Dec 202517 Nov 2025 You thought initiative was about reflexes, tactics, and combat readiness. But let’s be honest, it’s just a glorified spotlight queue. The higher your roll, the more attention you get. The…
RPGs D&D Sucks and So Do You: Why Your Feats Are Just Your Toxic Personality Traits with Arbitrary Rules 17 Dec 202517 Nov 2025 Feats are optional, but so is therapy. You didn’t pick a feat because it made sense, you picked it because it said something about you. Something loud. Something unhinged. Let’s…
RPGs D&D Sucks and So Do You: Why Multiclassing Is Just Commitment Issues with Math 10 Dec 202517 Nov 2025 You wanted flavour. You wanted flexibility. You wanted to be “unique.” What you got was a spreadsheet with abandonment issues. Let’s talk about multiclassing; the character creation equivalent of dating…
RPGs D&D Sucks and So Do You: Why Every D&D Race Is Just a Vibe with Hit Points 3 Dec 202529 Nov 2025 You thought choosing a race was about lore, culture, and meaningful identity. LOL, nope! It’s about aesthetic, passive bonuses, and how much drama you can inject into session zero. Let’s…
RPGs D&D Sucks and So Do You: Spells That Ruin the Plot (And the DM’s Will to Live) 26 Nov 202526 Nov 2025 You spent hours crafting a mystery, building tension, and weaving a delicate web of intrigue. Then the wizard cast one bloody spell and turned your campaign into a speedrun. Here…
RPGs D&D Sucks and So Do You: The Real Reason You Picked That Voice 19 Nov 20258 Nov 2025 You said it was “for roleplay.” You said it “fit the character.” But we all know the truth: your character voice is a window into your soul, and it’s screaming.…
RPGs D&D Sucks and So Do You: Why Every D&D Monster Is a Metaphor for Your Ex 12 Nov 202512 Nov 2025 You thought you left them behind. But every dungeon, every encounter, every initiative roll is haunted by echoes of your past relationship. Turns out, the Monster Manual is just a…
RPGs… D&D Sucks and So Do You: Why Every D&D Class Sucks 5 Nov 20255 Nov 2025 Hey, it's a new series! We'll see how long this one lasts. You love your character. You’ve built them with care, crafted their tragic backstory, and memorised every spell or…
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