RPGs D&D Sucks and So Do You: The NoRerolls “Every Session Ends in Tears” Simulator 1 Jul 202628 Jun 2026 Let’s be honest with ourselves for a single, terrifying second: tabletop gaming is a terrible hobby. We spend hundreds of pounds on plastic men, thousands of hours reading rulebooks that…
RPGs D&D Sucks and So Do You: The Player Who Refuses to Learn the Rules 24 Jun 202620 Jun 2026 Some players treat the rules of Dungeons & Dragons the way Victorian children treated pianos: a mysterious household object they are allowed to touch but not expected to understand. They…
RPGs D&D Sucks and So Do You: Letters from NPCS Who Regret Meeting You, Part 2 17 Jun 202617 Jun 2026 If the first batch was bruised feelings and unpaid tabs, this second pile is scorched earth. These are the outrageous complaints, the kind of grievances that turn folklore into lawsuits.…
5 on Friday 5 on Friday 12/06/26 12 Jun 202611 Jun 2026 It’s Friday, and here on No Rerolls that means it’s time for an all-new 5 on Friday. We’re going to start with 5 exciting releases for this week before moving on to…
RPGs D&D Sucks and So Do You: The Wizard Who Thinks They’re Playing a Different Game 10 Jun 202617 May 2026 Some players sit down at a D&D table and immediately behave like they’ve been invited to demonstrate mastery rather than have fun. They’re not hostile about it. They’re not even…
5 on Friday 5 on Friday 05/06/26 5 Jun 20265 Jun 2026 It’s Friday, and here on No Rerolls that means it’s time for an all-new 5 on Friday. We’re going to start with 5 exciting releases for this week before moving on to…
RPGs D&D Sucks and So Do You: The Puzzle That Breaks the Party 3 Jun 2026 Do some DMs just wake up and wonder how best to inflict their unique brand of suffering upon their players? There are plenty of options, but what might be the…
5 on Friday 5 on Friday 29/05/26 29 May 2026 It’s Friday, and here on No Rerolls that means it’s time for an all-new 5 on Friday. We’re going to start with 5 exciting releases for this week before moving on to…
RPGs D&D Sucks and So Do You: The Player Who Brings Real‑Life Beef to the Table 27 May 202617 May 2026 One common problem with tabletop RPGs really gets to me, and it’s not the rules arguments, or the scheduling nightmares, or even the fact that someone always insists on playing…
RPGs D&D Sucks and So Do You: The Session Zero That Never Ends 20 May 202617 May 2026 There’s a special kind of suffering unique to tabletop RPGs, and it’s not the rules bloat, or the scheduling nightmares, or even the fact that every DM secretly wants to…
RPGs D&D Sucks and So Do You: Martial Classes Are the Hobby’s Last Acceptable Target of Bullying 13 May 20264 Apr 2026 There’s a quiet cruelty at the heart of Dungeons & Dragons, and it’s not the murderhoboing, or the goblin‑genocide, or even the fact that every published adventure path is basically…
RPGs D&D Sucks and So Do You: ChatGPT is Obsessed With Goblins, Just Like Your Stupid Party 6 May 20264 May 2026 If you’ve been using ChatGPT to help flesh out your homebrew campaign lately, you might have noticed something... green. And pointy-eared. And suspiciously obsessed with shiny trinkets. It’s not just…
